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Nov 05
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Joke

In what way are liberal democracies repressive?  They make you laugh!

(via nationalblush)

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» Posh people are (into) pigs

Yes, it’s cute, but seriously? The new pet craze among the rich and famous? For £700? That’s like £120 per rasher!

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Dear Tumblr

I have been rubbish in ignoring you. But now I am back and I have lots and lots to say and do. Get excited!

love abby

Nov 03
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i commend this guy’s efforts and creativity. (via mattbrawn)

i commend this guy’s efforts and creativity.

(via mattbrawn)

Oct 30
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heller: Great strategy. cvxn: (via luckyfish)

heller:

Great strategy.

cvxn:

(via luckyfish)

Oct 24
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(via juliasegal)

(via juliasegal)

Oct 08
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(via nationalblush)

(via nationalblush)

Sep 15
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farewell, job. it’s been real. i am officially unemployed. shoot.

Sep 13
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oh YES! i’m gonna be in brooklyn when the brooklyn botanic garden chile pepper fiesta is happening!! hot peppers, spicy food and free music. there appears to be a chocolate theme this year too. Indulge at the Chocolate Chile Cabana, where you can sample goodies, meet some of today’s most exciting, red-hot chocolatiers, and cast your vote at the Brooklyn Chile Peppers ‘n’ Chocolate Takedown. uhm, you don’t have to tell me twice. sounds like spicy heaven to me! (pic via Fortnight@F8)

oh YES! i’m gonna be in brooklyn when the brooklyn botanic garden chile pepper fiesta is happening!! hot peppers, spicy food and free music. there appears to be a chocolate theme this year too.

Indulge at the Chocolate Chile Cabana, where you can sample goodies, meet some of today’s most exciting, red-hot chocolatiers, and cast your vote at the Brooklyn Chile Peppers ‘n’ Chocolate Takedown.

uhm, you don’t have to tell me twice. sounds like spicy heaven to me!

(pic via Fortnight@F8)

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sunday morning. i’ll have one of each, please.

sunday morning. i’ll have one of each, please.

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i’m going to visit america soon, and i’m interested to see what i find there this time… Bill Maher: New Rule: Smart President ≠ Smart Country (via heller) Infromed (adj.): lacking the ability to spell the name of one’s own country.[via.] (via thedailywhat)

i’m going to visit america soon, and i’m interested to see what i find there this time…

Bill Maher: New Rule: Smart President ≠ Smart Country (via heller)

Infromed (adj.): lacking the ability to spell the name of one’s own country.
[via.] (via thedailywhat)

Sep 09
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» Random thoughts from 25-35 year olds

click for a hilarious list of truisms by people JUST LIKE YOU.

-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze
button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time
every time…

-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?

(via mattbrawn; via richjm)

Sep 05
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This weekend I’m going to Offset Festival and I am OH SO EXCITED!

This weekend I’m going to Offset Festival and I am OH SO EXCITED!

Sep 02
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wishing you were here for GPOYW.

wishing you were here for GPOYW.

Aug 28
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it’s a good thing there’s always something else on. i’ve been put on “at risk” leave from work. redundancy is rad.

it’s a good thing there’s always something else on. i’ve been put on “at risk” leave from work. redundancy is rad.